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“To my dying day, I believe he had something to do with that asteroid.”

– Mr. T-Rex

“Sure. Us yellow sponges just floated aimlessly around. We were homeless.”

– Bob

“We put a great band together. Then he sucks all the air out of space. No one could hear us. All we wanted was a little air-time.”

– The Star Fusion Sound Machine

“It’s upsetting. They played so well together when they were little.”

– Adam

“Stop with the Green Men already.”

– Mars

“Mrs. God takes one look at us and immediately conceives Bouillabaisse.”

– The Mollusk Society

“Who says size doesn’t matter.”

– The “Late” Planet Pluto

“His first words to me were ‘just don’t make any waves.’”

– The Moon